Dear People Who Broke Into My Car and Stole My Computer,

Hey keep the computer... I don't care, but could you give me all my photos and journal entries back? They go way back... like 5 years back and are pretty much irreplaceable.

You've probably wiped the hard drive by now and sold my computer to a pawn shop, but I thought I'd ask in case you haven't.

Oh, and I guess you didn't like my bag full of books, eh. Some random people called me a few hours ago and told me you threw them, along with my Bible, out into the middle of the road. Not a very smart place to dump your scrap loot.

Sincerely,
Me